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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?","punchline":"Inheritance.","id":371}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Dandruff is a skin condition of the scalp. Symptoms include flaking and sometimes mild itchiness. It can result in social or self-esteem problems. A more severe form of the condition, which includes inflammation of the skin, is known as seborrhoeic dermatitis.
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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