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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

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